He isn’t hung up on his own net worth.
Today’s Top Hits For Being Stuck In Traffic And Needing To Pee.
“One thing that really irritates me is a thousand things.”
“I didn’t want to go on a third date. He was furious with me.”
Mean Girls—You talk about this movie as often as Buzzfeed makes references to it (read: an unnecessary amount).
It’s not the miracle health cure people make it out to be.
“My perfect date night: I pick you up. In my Kia Sorrento.”
“The Great Gatsby” — His Instagram only goes back to December 2014 and you’re not quite sure why?
Why dismiss an entire decade of your existence as an inevitable “rough time”?
It’s 10pm. Do you know where your Ex is? Don’t worry, they’ll probably send you a drunk text in like 10 minutes.