30 Famous People (And Some Regulars) Tell Their Entire Life Story In Exactly Six Words

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SMITH Magazine is an online publication that debuted the Six-Word Memoirs Project in 2006, and now has over 1 million submissions from people everywhere. Since the project was a massive success, SMITH now produces annual Twitter-based competitions that challenge followers and celebrities alike to answer prompts or share their stories, in just six words. Below are 30 of the best answers they’ve collected.

1.

“I’m so tired, I’m awake again.”

—Chelsea Handler

2.

“Couldn’t cope so I wrote songs.”

—Aimee Mann

3.

“Secret to life: marry an Italian.”

—Nora Ephron

4.

“Well, I thought it was funny.”

—Stephen Colbert

5.

“Liars, hysterectomy didn’t improve sex life!”

—Joan Rivers

6.

“After Harvard, had baby with crackhead.”

—Robin Templeton

7.

“The psychic said I’d be richer.”

—Elizabeth Bernstein

8.

“Painful nerd kid, happy nerd adult.”

—Linda Williamson

9.

“Revenge is living well without you.”

—Joyce Carol Oates

10.

“Almost a victim of my family.”

—Chuck Sangster

11.

“Not quite what I was planning.”

—Summer Grimes

12.

“The miserable childhood leads to royalties.”

—Frank McCourt

13.

“Healed with steel, then got real.”

—Dr. Oz

14.

“Me see world! Me write stories!”

—Elizabeth Gilbert

15.

“German-Jews. Dyslexia. Acting. Family. Writing. Complete.”

—Henry Winkler

16.

“Everyone who loved me is dead.”

—Ellen Fanning

17.

“Found true love, married someone else.”

—Bjorn Stromberg

18.

“It was worth it, I think.”

—Annette Laitinen

19.

“Fearlessness is the mother of reinvention.”

—Arianna Huffington

20.

“Nobody cared, then they did. Why?”

—Chuck Klosterman

21.

“Eight thousand orgasms. Only one baby.”

—Neal Pollack

22.

“I write because I can’t sleep.”

—Ben Mezrich

23.

“Canada freezing. Gotham beckons. Hello, Si!”

—Graydon Carter

24.

“Brought it to a boil, often.”

—Mario Batali

25.

“Doubted parents, teachers, bosses, politicians…myself.”

—Ted Rall

26.

“So would you believe me anyway?”

—James Frey

27.

“Born with big nose. Pursued comedy.”

—Andy Borowitz

28.

“Being nice. Having fun. Getting better.”

—Andy Richter

29.

“Disarm them by seeming sorta nice.”

—Naomi Klein

30.

“Skinny. Cancer. Skinnier. Cured. Famous. Fat.”

—Evan Handler