July 15, 2013

38 Signs You Are From North Carolina

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1. You think the Earth was made in six days.

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Waiting For The Word

2. Your grandfather was in the KKK.

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3. You’ve been date raped at Duke, UNC, and NC State.

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4. You’re diabetic.

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5. You use the term “anchor baby.”

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tiffany terry

6. You would vote for Jesse Helms’s corpse.

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7. You think global warming is a vegan conspiracy.

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Gene Tew

8. You really believe it’s heritage, not hate.

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9. You have a We Still Pray bumper sticker on the back of your truck.

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10. You think atheism is weird and snake handling is normal.

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11. Your NPR tote bag is an NRA tote bag.

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Patrick Feller

12. You’d go gay for Pat McCrory.

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Hal Goodtree

13. You took a school field trip to a tobacco plant.

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14. You think the local paper mill smells like money.

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Alex Ford

15. You won’t shop at Ingles because you’re against immigration.

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Edward Lund

16. Your school mascot was a Confederate general.

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17. You buy weed from this guy.

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The Hangover

18. You think gay marriage caused the Oklahoma tornado.

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Daniel Rodriguez

19. There are 14 microbreweries in your city but you still drink Bud Light.

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20. You think South Carolina is ignorant.

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Boston Public Library

21. You’ve never eaten a meal with someone of a different race.

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22. You are terrified of Asheville…

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Timothy J Carroll

23. … but more so of Durham.

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24. Your first cousins are married. To each other. Legally.

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25. You think the General Assembly can stop sea levels from rising by ignoring it.

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NCDOTcommunications

26. You’ve never heard of Thomas Wolfe but you love Petey Pablo.

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27. You’ve slept with James Van Der Beek…

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28. … and John Edwards.

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29. You think Cheerwine comes from a vineyard.

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Marie Mosley

30. You are related to someone who owns a lawn jockey.

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Nathan Reed

31. Art Pope co-signed your Governor’s home loan.

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Bob Mical

32. Your favorite artist is George W. Bush.

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33. You were conceived at Bible camp.

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34. You think Barack Obama is socialist/Muslim/Kenyan/the Devil.

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rob tom

35. You have a ‘Run, Eric, Run’ t-shirt

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36. Your State Representative’s name is Gerry Mander.

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37. Your marriage isn’t legally recognized…

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38. …but your fetus is. TC mark

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Katie Herzog is a writer, editor, and traveling salesman based in Durham, North Carolina. She occasionally performs …

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