My Night With A Homophobic Cop

“Just answer me this. At any point of the night, have I seemed intoxicated to you?” I ask him, staring him dead in the eye.

I Love You, Too

Not even my closest friends know this about me, but I was once engaged.

Some Crushes Just Aren’t Meant To Be Banged Out

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Why Don’t Hot Asians Want Each Other?

Whenever I come across a hot Asian couple – as in, a couple that consists of two attractive people of full Asian descent – it’s akin to witnessing a solar eclipse.

Studs Abroad

A hangover is beginning to sink over me like a wet blanket of regret. I need coffee. Or food. Maybe both.