Famous Movie Quotes Rewritten As Text Messages
u can take r lives bt u cant take r freedom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Srsly, my dear, WTF?
Gone With the Wind
Sry. I’m durnk.
A Streetcar Named Desire
Herez lookin at U kid B-)
Frst rule fight club: STFU.
-RU at da club wit dem hos? Tell me tha truth!
-U want tha truth? You cant handle tha truth!
A Few Good Men
U had me @ ‘sup.’
Running late. Order for me. I’ll have what you’re having.
When Harry Met Sally
-GuRls nItE!!! GeT bIZzy LiViN or gEt BiZzY dyin-
The Shawshank Redemption
One sec, BRB
Terminator II: Judgment Day
I could have been a concentric.
On The Waterfront
Luke, im yur father. Lol <3 Darth
FML, Jake. It’s Chinatown.
Sumday this will all be urs. [Naked picture redacted.]
The Lion King
OMG! This shopping bag is so beautiful!
-Do you know who I am, Clarice?
-Sry. I think I lost your number. Who is this?
Silence of the Lambs
How r them apples? R people still tehre? Should I come?
Good Will Hunting
Take the gun. jk
Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.
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If your inner child could see you now, they would weep with the virulence of learning that Santa doesn’t exist. While you’re on your daily quest for fiber and regularity, remember that ghost of your innocence and mix it up every once in a while.
Epic music + gorgeous video + awesome boots = this.
Not sure which is worse, having a boyfriend who cheats or a boyfriend who systematically plots to slaughter all my witch friends.
Underwear Man stood in the front yard of my friend Dean’s house everyday at 1:45 in the morning for six weeks.