Johanna Mort
I write things. Follow me on Facebook!
17 Signs You And Your Best Friend Are Totally Codependent And You Love It
You’ve fallen asleep in each other’s beds more times than you’ve fallen asleep alone in your own bed.
15 Things That Happen When You’re A Shy Person With An Extroverted Personality
When you see someone approaching you, your first instinct is excitement, which is quickly followed by panic and dread that your shyness will get the better of you.
21 Signs You’re A Senior Citizen Stuck In A Youth’s Body
Your friends always need to explain the newest slang, because honestly, when did “on fleek” become a thing, and what was wrong with “the bee’s knees”?
17 People You Undoubtedly Knew While In High School Band
The One That Lived And Breathed Drumline: They were never not drumming on something and always seemed to look ten times hotter when they had a snare drum strapped to their chest.
27 Inspirational Ron Swanson-isms That Will Help You Lead A Healthy And Fulfilling Life
“Sting like a bee. Do not float like a butterfly. That’s ridiculous.”
15 Things That Happen When You’re The Realistic Person In Your Friend Group
You know to prepare for any situation, so your friends can count on you to be the one to have a pack of tissues, sun block, and mid-afternoon snacks with you at all times.
13 Stages Of Struggling Through A Massive Hangover With Your Best Friend
The Secrecy Pact: You both swear on your best friendships that under no circumstances will either of you ever speak of certain events from last night ever again. Ever.
17 Things That Happen When You Have Zero Flirting Game
There’s an unfair reality that the more you like someone, the worse you become at flirting. Oh, you’ve had a crush on that guy for ages? Watch in horror as you completely forget how the English language operates.