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23 JK Rowling Quotes To Read On Your Worst Day
“We do not need magic to change the world, we carry all the power we need inside ourselves already: we have the power to imagine better.”
15 Struggles Only College Students On The Quarter System Understand
Holy shit why is everything moving so fast? What do you mean midterms begin in a month?? And my first quiz is in a week??? I HAVEN’T EVEN WARMED UP.
22 Hank And John Green Quotes That All Lost Young Adults Need To Read
“But the truth of the matter is, to live a good life, as a good person, it doesn’t matter how you got there. It just matters that you do.” –Hank Green
11 Signs A Woman Wants To Hook Up With You
She’s asking for it.
14 Things That Only People Who Avoid Dancing At All Costs Understand
There’s always that one person at every party that thinks if they grab your hands and awkwardly move them to the beat that you’ll magically morph into Kevin Bacon from Footloose.
15 Lessons You Definitely Learned If You Grew Up On The Princess Bride
Always make sure that the words you use mean what you think they mean.
18 Things Only People Who Work Graveyard Shifts Understand
Naps are your lifeblood, and without them you would have died from exhaustion and lack of sleep years ago.
19 Things Only People Who Are Always Freezing Understand
You purchase hot beverages all the time, but haven’t actually consumed one that was more than lukewarm, because the drink is more valuable to you as a hand warmer.