21 Tweets That Perfectly Highlight Just How Ridiculous Ben Carson Is
By Johanna Mort
1.
Ben Carson starting to make me think brain surgery ain't even all that hard.
— Victor Pope Jr (@VictorPopeJr) October 7, 2015
2.
Hitler references? Check. "Good guy with a gun" delusions? Check. "Lamestream media" paranoia? Check. You guys, Ben Carson is a Twitter Egg.
— David Holmes (@holmesdm) October 8, 2015
3.
We all have an uncle like Ben Carson
— Mara Wilson (@MaraWritesStuff) October 8, 2015
4.
Actual footage of Ben Carson confronting a shooter pic.twitter.com/589St68c6d
— Tim (@Playing_Dad) October 8, 2015
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I'm pretty sure I can easily sell a drama to HBO where a fictionalized Ben Carson is a serial killer and I'd just change his name.
— Brandi (@ItsTheBrandi) October 8, 2015
6.
Other things Ben Carson could've stopped:
9/11
Star Wars: Episode I
The gays
Gluten
Bears
Islam
Anyone taking him seriously
My heart
— Scary VanderWerf (@shariv67) October 7, 2015
7.
Ben Carson, there are still a few hours left in the day, do you maybe want to try out some material about veterans, or say the gays did 9/11
— Daniel Kibblesmith (@kibblesmith) October 6, 2015
8.
If I were the Earth, I would have outrun those meteors and stopped the ice age
– Ben Carson
— Omar S. Manejwala MD (@drmanejwala) October 8, 2015
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Ben Carson in every interview pic.twitter.com/k6UQuoHNtZ
— Brian Gaar (@briangaar) October 6, 2015
10.
Ben Carson has the personality of a televised golf match
— Dina Gachman (@TheElf26) September 29, 2015
11.
cnn: ben carson talks muslims
me: pic.twitter.com/JYbxIYgDyY
— Sean McElwee (@SeanMcElwee) September 29, 2015
12.
I like and respect Ben Carson but he is no more qualified or experienced or has the temperament to be President than a man on Pluto.
— David Norrell (@DNorrell) September 29, 2015
13.
Gilbert Gottfried has a more presidential voice than Ben Carson
— Ike Barinholtz (@ikebarinholtz) September 29, 2015
14.
Reporter: "So what's your stance on abortion?"
Ben Carson: "Hitler KKK HITLER."
Reporter: "Thank you."
— Brandon (@UNTRESOR) October 6, 2015
15.
Ben Carson talks and acts like he's practiced neurosurgery on himself.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 7, 2015
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Ben Carson: And of course once I'd disarmed the shooter, I'd be all "Always bet on black"
"Sir, my question was about the trade deficit"
— Jason But Eviler (@longwall26) October 7, 2015
17.
I think Ben Carson may be a sociopath
— John Legend (@johnlegend) October 8, 2015
18.
Ben Carson is like that time in 3rd grade when I thought I could be President. But then remembered I was in 3rd grade & didn't know anything
— Ari Eastman (@ivegottatheory) October 8, 2015
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"According to my calculations, Batman's parents would still be alive if they had guns." – Ben Carson
— crissy milazzo (@frizzyfilazzo) October 8, 2015
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Since everyone's talking Ben Carson today, this was on the news 2 months ago in AZ & nobody really talked about it. pic.twitter.com/vYoOjigbSk
— Adam Stites (@AdamBCC) October 8, 2015
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There are some really intelligent dumb people in this world. I didn't realise how possible that could be till Ben Carson happened
— Jesus (@ayyyShadi) October 8, 2015