100 Euphemisms For Semen

1. Baby Batter
2. Ball Barf
3. Bonkjuice
4. Buttermilk
5. Choad Nectar
6. Clam Sauce
7. Cock Droplets
8. Cock Snot
9. Cough Drops
10. Cuckoo Spit
11. Crack Wax
12. Cream
13. Crud
14. Cum
15. Custard
16. Daddy Sauce
17. Dongwater
18. Erectoplasm
19. Face Cream
20. Fish Dip
21. Flour Water
22. Fructis
23. Fun Gel
24. Gentleman’s Relish
25. Glue
26. Happy Trails
27. Hemulsion
28. High Fructose Porn Syrup
29. Honey
30. Hot Milk
31. Jam
32. Jamba Juice
33. Jazz
34. Jelly
35. Jizz
36. Layonnaise
37. Letch Water
38. Liquid Silk
39. Live Cultures
40. Load
41. Love Liquor
42. Male Tears
43. Man Chowder
44. Man Foam
45. Man Period
46. Man Seed
47. Monkey Juice
48. Nobslurry
49. Nizzle-Drizzle
50. Nut Butter
51. Oil of Man
52. Oil of Ulay
53. Ointment
54. Onward Christian Soldiers
55. Oyster Droppings
56. Pale Marmalade
57. Pearl Jam
58. Penis Colada
59. Pole Milk
60. Population Paste
61. Prick Liquid
62. Protein Shake
63. Pube Solvent
64. Pudding
65. Rude Glue
66. Salad Dressing
67. Satchel Syrup
68. Schlong Jelly
69. Scum
70. Sink Bubbles
71. Slime
72. Snake Spray
73. Soap
74. Spaff
75. Spendings
76. Spew
77. Splashback
78. Splooge/Spooge
79. Spratz
80. Spume
81. Spunk
82. Squiggle
83. String of Pearls
84. Tadpoles
85. Tail Juice
86. Tallow
87. Throat Yogurt
88. Trouser Gravy
89. Turkey Spit
90. Wad
91. Wang Pus
92. Wank Paste
93. Weiner Sauce
94. Wet Paint
95. White Gold
96. White Honey
97. White Light/White Heat
98. White Ribbon
99. Willymilk
100. Wormgob