1.
Headphones in = don't want to talk.
One headphone in = still don't want to talk.
No headphones in = probably still don't want to talk.— Introvert Life (@IntrovertLiving) March 21, 2016
2.
When I am invited places, it is more important for me to know who will be there as opposed to what we will be doing. People can be draining.
— Introvert Life (@IntrovertLiving) May 13, 2016
3.
Me walking into a location with more people than expected. pic.twitter.com/JidMNNc3CD
— Introvert Life (@IntrovertLiving) May 31, 2016
4.
I'm not saying all introverts are observant, but most of us can see an awkward situation, fake person, or small talk from a mile away.
— Introvert Life (@IntrovertLiving) March 11, 2016
5.
https://twitter.com/IntrovertLiving/status/735908931621388288
6.
The mortal enemies of the #introvert are door-to-door salespeople and the people who work at mall kiosks.
— Introvert Life (@IntrovertLiving) May 25, 2016
7.
If you're feeling down, just be thankful you aren't the introvert who's stranded at a party right now because they didn't take their own car
— Introvert Life (@IntrovertLiving) May 23, 2016
8.
Introvert gift package:
Netflix subscription
Noise cancelling headphones
Good book series
List of excuses to avoid parties
A puppy— Introvert Life (@IntrovertLiving) May 20, 2016
9.
"Let's go to that party." #BadIdeaIn5Words
— Introvert Life (@IntrovertLiving) May 19, 2016
10.
https://twitter.com/IntrovertLiving/status/732710437750374400
11.
Can I sum up everything I did this weekend in one tweet? Yes, yes I can:
Not much with very few people involved.
— Introvert Life (@IntrovertLiving) May 16, 2016
12.
I like my people how I like my coffee… I don't really like coffee that often.
— Introvert Life (@IntrovertLiving) May 11, 2016
13.
It's another Introvert Friday. In celebration, cancel your plans, make new ones, cancel those ones as well, and enjoy a night in.
— Introvert Life (@IntrovertLiving) April 29, 2016
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Surprise parties can be tough for introverts because they don't have time to mentally prepare for a large scale social situation.
— Introvert Life (@IntrovertLiving) April 25, 2016
15.
9:00 p.m. – arrive at party
9:05 p.m. – realize mistake and form exit plan
9:10 p.m. – grab free food and pet host's dog
9:15 p.m. – leave— Introvert Life (@IntrovertLiving) April 20, 2016
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People think I'm shy or anti-social when I say I'm an introvert. It might seem that way, but I'm just very aware of who I give my time to.
— Introvert Life (@IntrovertLiving) April 19, 2016
17.
My relationship with the people in my life:
Most people drain me.
Some people have no effect on me.
A select few people invigorate me.— Introvert Life (@IntrovertLiving) April 18, 2016
18.
Introvert radar: realizing that there are strangers around who will try and talk to you and bailing before it happens.
— Introvert Life (@IntrovertLiving) April 15, 2016
19.
I love my family and close friends as much as anyone, but I'm still terrible at keeping in touch. Sorry about that.
— Introvert Life (@IntrovertLiving) April 11, 2016
20.
Dear people who try and talk to you on planes,
Please don't.
Sincerely (and slightly annoyed),
Introverts everywhere
— Introvert Life (@IntrovertLiving) April 11, 2016
21.
Her: Come over.
Me: I can't. I'm reading a really good book.
Her: My parents aren't home.
Me: Yeah, I'm gonna go with the book.— Introvert Life (@IntrovertLiving) April 9, 2016
22.
Pet peeve: when people misinterpret my desire to stay home and chill for the weekend as a form of laziness.
— Introvert Life (@IntrovertLiving) April 8, 2016
23.
Accurate pic.twitter.com/KS8dh5OsUA
— Introvert Life (@IntrovertLiving) April 5, 2016
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Me when I realize I don't have a night off for the entire week. #introvert pic.twitter.com/sT9YtW9Qdu
— Introvert Life (@IntrovertLiving) April 3, 2016
25.
Perks of dating me: I'm pretty much free every night.
— Introvert Life (@IntrovertLiving) April 1, 2016
26.
Wanted: peace and quiet.
Where: everywhere.
When: right now wouldn't be bad.
Why: to preserve my sanity.— Introvert Life (@IntrovertLiving) March 29, 2016
27.
Wanted: peace and quiet.
Where: everywhere.
When: right now wouldn't be bad.
Why: to preserve my sanity.— Introvert Life (@IntrovertLiving) March 29, 2016
28.
Don't see why we can't actually wear these. pic.twitter.com/NZy5HYSvOs
— Introvert Life (@IntrovertLiving) March 26, 2016
29.
Everything in moderation… especially people.
— Introvert Life (@IntrovertLiving) March 22, 2016
30.
One of the worst moments in life is when someone sits next to you at a movie theater and there are plenty of other open seats available.
— Introvert Life (@IntrovertLiving) March 19, 2016
31.
I don't answer unknown numbers on my phone… or known numbers for that matter.
— Introvert Life (@IntrovertLiving) March 30, 2016
32.
"Let's go around and introduce ourselves."
Hi. I'm an introvert. This is the only time you'll hear me talk. I won't be participating again.
— Introvert Life (@IntrovertLiving) March 17, 2016
33.
Things I'm good at:
Reading 400 page book in 24 hours
Staying up late just because
"Missing" phone calls
Getting invites places & not going— Introvert Life (@IntrovertLiving) March 16, 2016
34.
Daylight Saving Time – one less hour for people to annoy me today. I'll take it.
— Introvert Life (@IntrovertLiving) March 13, 2016
35.
If there were an Olympic event for quickest reaction time for declining a call, then I would win the gold medal while setting a world record
— Introvert Life (@IntrovertLiving) March 10, 2016
36.
Going full introvert: when you cancel plans that didn't actually exist yet.
— Introvert Life (@IntrovertLiving) March 6, 2016
37.
I approach a weekend full of social commitments like someone on death row walking the green mile.
— Introvert Life (@IntrovertLiving) March 5, 2016
38.
I don't always make an excuse to avoid a big party on the weekend… oh wait, yes I do.
— Introvert Life (@IntrovertLiving) February 28, 2016
39.
I'm still recovering from last night.
"You have a little too much to drink?"
No, just the fact that I went out.
— Introvert Life (@IntrovertLiving) February 26, 2016
40.
"I have no plans this weekend. This is terrible." -Extrovert
"I have no plans this weekend. This is great." -Introvert
— Introvert Life (@IntrovertLiving) February 20, 2016
41.
*sees acquaintance at the grocery store, says hi*
*passes them on almost every aisle after that*
Kill me now.
— Introvert Life (@IntrovertLiving) February 19, 2016
42.
If I was the last person on earth, I would still have an excuse ready just in case someone showed up to invite me to a party.
— Introvert Life (@IntrovertLiving) February 17, 2016
43.
Introvert confession: I've waited in my car for my roommate's friends to leave our apartment, so I wouldn't have to chat.
— Introvert Life (@IntrovertLiving) February 3, 2016
44.
Some people get hangovers from drinking. I get the classic introvert hangover from spending too much time being social.
— Introvert Life (@IntrovertLiving) January 31, 2016