News Host Demonstrates How Her Vibrating Toothbrush Hits The Spot
Canadians, I’m not going to pretend I understand what kind of frigid, weird things you guys are into. I assume frost-addled sex parts have to do desperate things to thaw out. But if Lisa Dutton of Global Saskatoon (which sounds like a made-up news show from a Robin flashback on How I Met Your Mother (I mean, what? I don’t watch that. As if. I hate TV. (I’ve seen every episode.))) is any indication, even Canadian babies are down with some freaky kinds of get-down.
And for those of you who don’t have a baby in need of a Chris Hansen-approved teething solution, just watch this video with the sound off for an understood-in-all-languages Valentine’s Day (just the) tip.
Special shout-out to co-host Kevin Stanfield’s “is this happening? Wait, no really, this is happening? Holy fuck, this is happening!” facial progression.
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Nobody actually expects you to act like an adult for a while.
“What are you going to do with an English degree?”
I’m finding it hard to muster any sympathy for this asthmatic leatherneck. Instead, there is only contempt.
He noted that during trial, the women (we made up three out of the four mockers) mumbled to ourselves in between questioning witnesses.