Appropriated Bird Names For Every Occasion
Metal Bands
Blood Pheasant
Mute Swan
Wandering Albatross
Black Vulture
Parasitic Skua
Luzon Bleeding-Heart
Black-Throated Trogon
Spix’s Spinetail
Dead Sea Sparrow
Goth Models
Mourning Dove
Scarlet Ibis
Savanna Hawk
Ivory Gull
Snowy Owl
Waterfall Swift
Winter Wren
Annoying Manic Pixie Dream Girls’ Tumblr Names
Wandering Tattler
Rosy-Faced Lovebird
Japanese Wood-Pigeon
White-Tipped Dove
Rainbow Bee-Eater
Grey Go-Away-Bird
Little Elf Owl
Speckled Mousebird
Splendid Fairy-Wren
Foreign Porn Actors
Himalayan Snowcock
Musk Duck
Red-throated Diver
Peruvian Booby
Imperial Shag
White Hawk
Pink Pigeon
Diamond Dove
Tawny Frogmouth
Dollarbird
Bush-Tit
Welcome Swallow (!!!!!)
Nicole Richie’s Future Children’s Names
Adelie Penguin
Grey Heron
Lanner Falcon
Jacobin Cuckoo
Velvet Asity (although this could also go under “Foreign Porn Actors” since “Asity” sounds a lot like “Ass Titty”.)
Next time: Bluegrass Bands (“Tennessee Warbler”), In-Development iPhone Apps (“Grackle”), and Potential Titles for Psychological Thrillers Starring Josh Hartnett in His Comeback Role (“Hawfinch”).