Behold! The Best Thing I’ve Seen On The Internet, Probably Ever
I’m assuming most of America has seen this already, but if you haven’t then you’re missing out. It’s fine. I’m here to help.
This episode of Gordon Ramsey’s show where he yells at people in kitchens was brought to my attention via this Buzzfeed Article. The chaos is incredible. This woman’s eyes… it’s like something from mythology. I don’t know, she worries me in the way that Elizabeth Báthory probably worried people. (Meow, Meow)
For your viewing pleasure, I present the greatest and most quotable 40ish minutes of reality TV ever.
Note: Amy’s Baking Company’s Grand Reopening is May 21st. If you live in the Scottsale, AZ area, please, please attend and give me a play by play so I feel included (I have FOMO). B.Y.O.F.R. (Bring your own frozen ravioli).
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Until this year, I’d always though that my depression wasn’t really “depression,” but more a product of me being anxious and unhappy in my (static) environment.
I never told you that taking four hours to reply to a text message is inconsiderate. I never told you that your best friend said I was too good for you, and that I should find someone else because you’re really not a good person.
You guys might not know this, but I am the host of an amazing podcast series called “My Totally Real Podcast That Is Real.” Every episode features amazing guests, twists, turns, and anything else you would expect from a podcast…
“EPIC FAIL”…that’s what the Facebook message read that I had scattered across my iPhone after revealing my two year crush on this girl that has consumed my mind since the first day we met.