A Farewell To Binge Drinking
This is goodbye, then. Send Panda Express my love.
Never Wear A Pedometer On A First Date
The worst part about meeting online is that it’s not a good story—from a romantic comedy perspective, you’re dooming yourselves. But when the algorithms align and you have a 99% match, you suck it up and agree to one drink. Especially if he’s hot.
To The Robot Woman From Time Warner Cable
You’ve spent years connecting others, and now you’re due for a connection all your own.