The 5 Most Important Things Failure Taught Me
I always wanted to do everything and excel in everything. I wanted to make people think I was perfect. But when I couldn’t do it all and I couldn’t keep a grip on everything, my life fell apart.
I always wanted to do everything and excel in everything. I wanted to make people think I was perfect. But when I couldn’t do it all and I couldn’t keep a grip on everything, my life fell apart.
I’m becoming a professional wedding crasher.
I have a pathological fear that the babysitter will fall so in love with my dog that she or he will inevitably kidnap her.
Jennifer Lawrence Poops. Snoop Dog poops. Your mom poops. The Pope for sure poops. Anyone who ever eaten food has pooped.