August 2, 2016

This Is How A Libra Wants To Be Fucked

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Ahh, the scales of the universe have shifted once again, leaving you eyeing that harmonious, Venusian poster child of the Zodiac, Libra.

You’ve read over and over the qualities of Libra – Peace loving, witty, a sexy socialite, and suave companion. Perhaps you may have paid little attention to them previously due to their indecisiveness, lack of assertion, and occasional superficial smile here and there.

Ha! Are you seriously letting that airy, flirtatious conversation fool you into thinking that Libra is nothing more than a pretty face?

Luring a Libra begins with the mind. As one of three air signs of the Zodiac, Libra needs to connect mentally before anything else.

Have you heard the phrase “Mind Fuck?” Yep. Libra coined that phrase far before the big bang, so get your freak hat and your classy hat out, because you will need both for this rodeo.

Fucking a Libra takes preparation, but don’t worry, I’m here to help. After all, Libra is defined by the Divine Scales, the only inanimate representation of the entire Zodiac. Imagine the dirtiest thought you’ve ever had. Now imagine the most glorious. I guarantee that Libra has been both places one thousand times over. The best part however, is that Libra can live these polarities at the same time. A walking paradox. A porno suggestion sidebar come true.

Libra rules the lower back, all the way to that heavenly, perfectly proportioned posterior. This is dubbed by astrologers like me to be the go-to erogenous zone for Libra.

If your Libra has been giving you evasive, vague and poetic lines all night, you are almost ready to jump into the fray. Read a little more.  

Some days Libra wants to be the individual of adoration, turning your vanilla ass worshipping session into a three-room-three-table-bonanza.

Continually tell your Libra how beautiful they are, and reaffirm this with a playful nibble or slap here and there. Jump back and forth between intense hair pulling, and a sensual fondling of the part of your preference. When Libra becomes flighty, pin them down. The key here is to be firm, yet natural. Anything too aggressive and primal will not result in a second booty call from this sign. Light a candle together while mid act – that is for bonus points only. Libra rules partnerships and relationships; if you are getting hot and heavy, your Libra will be responsive.

Some days Libra wants to prove everyone wrong. An expert debater, Libra is no stranger to the dominant role, although commonly stereotyped into the submissive role. If your Libra suddenly wears that smug grin, you better sound proof the walls because they are about to deliver a load of dominance that will leave more than a sticky residue. Libra loves to shatter sexual taboos as they are so socially aware that it’s tough for them to let go. Libra is a “Cardinal Sign” meaning they truly are the initiators of the Zodiac, so if they are surprising you by getting a little pushy, let it happen.

In a perfect Libran world, suitors would swoon them to their breaking point, and tear away all of that innocence.

They would also get to do the same to you.  Only then will the ideal Libran bond be achieved. Until then, reorganize your book collection, buy a blindfold or two, and pick up some roses.

Good luck, allow yourself to be moonstruck. TC mark

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