LizardMan3000, a user over at Reddit’s “streetwearstartup” sub is either the worst person in the world this week or the densest. This week, he decided to crowd test a new design he put together for a shirt.
It features “I got a fucking problem” written in what appears to be some kind of “DOOM” font on the back. On the front is a picture of scantily clad woman gazing thoughtfully at the camera with her bottom protruding prominently in the background along with the words “I love bad bitches.”
Here’s what he had to say about the thought process behind his bold design, his inspiration if you will.
So, that’s his friend’s mom who did this pose for $75…Okay.
LizardMan3000’s shirt received poor reviews from his peers and they did not mince words.
This was something he apparently couldn’t handle because he’s an alpha dog (woof woof). He even says he fired the black model in the pictures because he didn’t like the shirt.
But LizardMan3000 doesn’t take clues, he gives them and if you don’t like what he has to say then he’ll fight you IRL because that’s a thing he thinks happens.
LizardMan3000 also thinks he’s a better designer than Kanye West and even polite, well reasoned criticism won’t be tolerated.
He claims to have already sold 400 t-shirts with this design on it so it’s curious as to why he’s asking for people’s opinions on it. I’d say he’s lying but who would be so indecent as to lie on the internet?
Of course, LizardMan3000 is also a homophobe.
And he immediately hit on the only woman that even replied with criticism which is really the coup de grace for this whole thing.
LizardMan3000 is currently taking pre-orders for this shirt and you can DM him to get your hands on this awesome picture of his friend’s mom declaring that you love “bad bitches.” Only 500 will be made so act fast.