You’re ignoring the Murphy’s Law of Hair which comes into play whenever you have a significant event — wedding, high school graduation, first date — that requires good hair. The law states, and I quote, “Verily on dates of import, whatever you want your hair to do, it will do the opposite.”
Despite being doused in fire hazard-worthy doses of ckIN2U, the stench of bad breath hangs around TBM like sewer fog. Avoid on sight or, if you find yourself accidently seated next to this kind of mouth breather, relocate at the next stop — lest you too become infected.
Feeling like you possess a wonderful “secret”. Knowing you’ll soon hold your own bundle of “joy”. If you’re like me and said quotation-mark-ridden sentences make you want to punch yourself in the face, relax.
A 20-year-old woman has only a six per cent chance of remaining childless, while a 40-year-old’s chance of never having children is 64 per cent.
During unemployment the alpha female in us all needs to take a deep breath. Joblessness happens to everyone. Kicking and screaming and hating yourself through it doesn’t make it any shorter — it just makes you dumber.
On the outside there are no physical signs of change. But internally, your bladder has instantly shrunk from grown-up size to activated almond-size, which means your once-a-night stagger becomes a pilgrimage repeated three times plus.