November 30, 2016

Woman Jumps Out Of Plane Through Emergency Exit Probably Because 2016 Has Fucking Sucked

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As a Houston-bound flight from New Orleans touched down at George Bush Intercontinental Airport, something very strange happened.

A woman jumped out of the plane.

According to observers, as the plane touched down on the runway and began driving over to the terminal, a woman opened the emergency exit door and just hopped out of the aircraft.

“I realized when the door popped open and a woman stepped out of it,” a passenger told CNN.

The woman survived the fall and is currently being treated for minor injuries. As of now, she has not been charged with any crime.

Facebook / Cathy Cole
Facebook / Cathy Cole

Some internet commenters had some interesting ideas about why the unidentified woman might have done this:

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Facebook / Cathy Cole

“She didn’t want to miss her connection!”

^ That’s too real.

Personally, I think the entire year of 2016 has just been too much too handle for most people. TC mark

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