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October 14, 2016

So It Turns Out The Illusion Of Ken Bone Was A Giant Lie (Like Everything Else)

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What is the issue?

CAN THIS ELECTION GET ANY F*CKING WORSE?!?!?

We have two presidential candidates going at each other, unearthing the most dirty, sordid, facts about each other.

We have corruption, sexual assault, violence, crime, and everything wrapped up into the disgusting quesalupa of this election.

And we FINALLY think we found someone to rally behind. Ken Bone.

He was so pure. He ripped his olive suit getting into the car. He had a red sweater. He was America.

And I guess just like America, he was flawed underneath.

Revelations have come to light via Ken Bone’s Reddit account that he isn’t as pure of a soul as we thought.

He made posts on Reddit commenting on “porn” images,

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Reddit

Stated that he thought Trayvon Martin’s death was “justified,”

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Reddit

Revealed he had committed insurance fraud,

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Reddit

And talked about having great bareback sex with his wife after a vasectomy (which isn’t like bad, but uh #TMI),

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Reddit

There’s just nothing good in the world. Goodbye Ken Bone. TC mark

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