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October 14, 2016

ASOS Just Released A ‘Blood’ Choker That Looks…Kinda Sexual?

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What is the issue?

Is my mind dirty, or are you seeing what I’m seeing too?

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ASOS

ASOS just launched this “blood” choker in time for Halloween. It’s full product name is the, “ASOS CURVE Halloween Glow in the Dark Dripping Blood Choker” which costs $8.50 before tax and shipping.

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ASOS

The choker is just in time for Halloween, where is will surely go well with, um, idk?

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ASOS

Like, shouldn’t a “blood” choker be red? The thing, um, kinda looks more like a different bodily fluid.

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ASOS

Like a bodily fluid that comes from males?

(And sometimes ends up on necks…)

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ASOS

You pick one up today on ASOS’ website. TC mark

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