20 Hilariously Deranged wikiHow Articles That Shouldn’t Exist (But They Do)

wikiHow is one of the most interesting websites out there. Users get to create their own “How-To” guides to help inform the people of the internet. Sometimes, however, the usefulness of these guides…could be in dispute.

Here’s some interesting pages we stumbled upon, clicking on the header will take you to the full page! See what you think.

1. Time Travel

wikiHow
wikiHow

Who wouldn’t want to go back in time? But even for its appeal, this wikiHow seems unlikely to make it happen. The article does go through an extensive list of time travel options, but like, still probs not gonna happen.


2. “Sexing” Turkeys

wikiHow
wikiHow

Okay, granted, this makes a little more sense once you read the article. But this could have been headlined a bit better…


3. Goodbye 4eva

wikiHow
wikiHow

Why didn’t I read this entry before college finals?


4. How to do REAL MAGIC

wikiHow
wikiHow

These aren’t “magic tricks” these are real magic spells. Read on, if you want…


5. Dictatorship for Dummies

wikiHow
wikiHow

Is this really something we want to be promoting?


6. The next Marvel movie will be…you?

wikiHow
wikiHow

This article takes you step-by-step on how you could be the next Superman. Step one: be born on Krypton.


7. Mindreading

wikiHow
wikiHow

I would’ve been impressed with an article about how to read minds, but this article is just about how you can trick people into *thinking* you can read minds.


8. How To Breathe??

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wikiHow

Step Two: Inhale through nose.


9. How to Phone Sex

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wikiHow

If you don’t know how, you don’t need to.


10. How to Laugh “Naturally”

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wikiHow

This picture is too much for me. Moving on.


11. Saying Sorry to a Feline

wikiHow
wikiHow

Step One: Find a good time to apologize.


12. How to Sexually Please a Woman

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wikiHow

“Rock her world.”


13. Becoming A Ghost

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wikiHow

Who would want to stay in this world??


14. How to do…something?

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wikiHow

I honestly don’t know what’s going on here.


15. How to be Filled with the Holy Spirit

wikiHow
wikiHow

Step One: Open your mind.


16. How to Get Drunk

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wikiHow

17. How to Eat Pizza

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wikiHow

This article has SEVEN steps. SEVEN.


18. How to Open Your Third Eye

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wikiHow

Step One: Locate your third eye…


19. How to Make Toast

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wikiHow

Learn more about making toast here.


20. How to Stop a Wedding

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wikiHow

Step five: suggest a “fake” wedding. Thought Catalog Logo Mark

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