17. So many rules!
A friend of mine answered an ad about an apartment. She wanted me to tag along because she didn’t like meeting people through the internet. Well, we arrive and it’s a little house. Ok, whatever. A room was fine. So we meet this woman and she has all these ridiculous rules:
You couldn’t use any of the appliances in the kitchen, and you were allotted a small portion of the refrigerator. Leftovers were not allowed. Food was not allowed in your room. You were not allowed to bring any ‘smelly’ food into the house. You had to be in your room between the hours of 6pm and 6am. No leaving or anything, because she locked down the house. You could use the shower between 8am and 8:30am. No guests. No music of any kind. And a whole load of other equally stupid rules. It was insane.
She had an entire sheet of them typed up. We my friend declined, the woman got irate and kicked us out of her house. It was nuts.
18. Swiss cheese cock
My friend and I were looking on men seeking women and we saw a guy who was looking for a woman to hang out with him while he had Swiss cheese wrapped around his dick. He said he didn’t need the girl to touch him, just hang out with him.
He said he liked Swiss cheese because it was creamy and smooth like a woman and the holes were satisfying. I didn’t think it was real until I came across his okcupid profile years later with more or less the same description. And I’ve heard of girls in my city saying that he drives around with the Swiss cheese on his dick and just looks at women.
