A Roundup Of The 27 Most Hilarious Tweets About Ben Carson
By Jacob Geers
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Can confirm Ben Carson was not the starting power forward for the Knicks from 1982-1987, despite the claims in his autobiography.
— Scott Cacciola (@ScottCacciola) November 7, 2015
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Or… Maybe Ben Carson wasn't really doing brain surgery at all, but inserting chips into peoples brains that makes them immune to logic.
— Lizz "Insufferable Wench" Winstead (@lizzwinstead) November 7, 2015
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https://twitter.com/Anomaly100/status/662979938681655296
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https://twitter.com/FeministaJones/status/662975122953736192
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https://twitter.com/andendall/status/662955251989938176
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https://twitter.com/lurie_john/status/662931284654690304
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https://twitter.com/AshleyEdam/status/662921527537639424
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In his autobiography, "Gifted Hands," Ben Carson writes that he has four hands
— Mike Cobraman (@MKupperman) November 7, 2015
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https://twitter.com/AshleyEdam/status/662916012392759296
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Looks like University of Illinois! Because Ben Carson got my full scholarship to West Point. pic.twitter.com/WObmIPWCdZ
— Bryan Behar (@bryanbehar) November 7, 2015
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https://twitter.com/perlapell/status/662897323006017537
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https://twitter.com/vornietom/status/662887642179088384
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Ben Carson is a brain surgeon, so i guess that goes to show that brain surgery isn’t rocket science.
— Jonathan Green (@GreenJ) November 7, 2015
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https://twitter.com/RWSurferGirl/status/662880001990094848
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Hey Ben Carson! Don’t want to have the press uncover the truth? Then tell the truth yourself.
— Harold Itzkowitz (@HaroldItz) November 7, 2015
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https://twitter.com/Green_Footballs/status/662853354209472512
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Ben Carson: "When I was stranded on that island, my best friend was a volleyball. Look it up. It's in my bio." pic.twitter.com/uWInp2QCUx
— Bryan Behar (@bryanbehar) November 7, 2015
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Ben Carson saying he got a full ride to West Point just has me thinking of Uncle Rico "I can throw a football over them mountains."
— Brittany Mauricio (@mostcallmebird) November 7, 2015
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⚠️ TO EVERYONE STRUGGLING WITH SCHOOL ⚠️
BEN CARSON has a LICENSE to touch peoples' brains. if he managed that, you can do anything.
— local cat legend 🇵🇸 (@taylorhstnd) November 7, 2015
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Whenever Ben Carson speaks it's like FOX NEWS' Mad Libs.
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) November 7, 2015
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JUST IN: Brian Williams releases statement on Ben Carson. pic.twitter.com/RcbkBrBNLf
— Bipartisan Report (@Bipartisanism) November 7, 2015
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https://twitter.com/JhonRules/status/662830081669070848
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BREAKING: Ben Carson claims he also turned down scholarship to Hogwarts. #Slytherin
— Brett Erlich ⬆️ (@bretterlich) November 7, 2015
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"I thought the Sphincter was in Egypt." – Ben Carson, in med school
— Just Bill (@WilliamAder) November 7, 2015
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Honestly, Ben Carson has an amazing life story that could only have been sullied by becoming an payday lender or a conservative politician.
— L O L G O P (@LOLGOP) November 7, 2015
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https://twitter.com/owillis/status/662824231638597632
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https://twitter.com/owillis/status/662823481109819392
Somehow “The Ben” is turning even more awful than “The Donald.”