31 Questions On Yahoo! Answers That Will Leave You Fearing For Humanity

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1. You should be good until she starts burping!

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2. wtf

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3. Maybe ask him??

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4. Accidentally left the steamer on in your vagina?

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5. Yes.

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6. Talk to the guy a few questions up ^^

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7. I am very sex positive but…kinda concerned.

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8. Hmmm, must be a…virus

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9. Nah, after three days the pancakes will be just fine!

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10. I’m confused.

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11. Okay, now even more confused.

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12. “…”

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13. This is a lady with her life together!

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14. Darwin says your genes aren’t going much further.

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15. Keyboard drama

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16. Sometimes the answer just comes to you!

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17. Yes, but it involves a lot of illegal drugs.

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18. How did spaghetti get in your pants…?

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19. Uhm.

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20. Try “Wingardium Leviosa?”

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21. It depends on the turtle species, I think.

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22. You have to use holy water.

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23. Photosynthesis?

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24. Make him feel cool! Always remind him that he’s an absolute stud!

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25. Talk to the dude who’s trying to summon Jesus, maybe pool resources?

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26. “STOP JUDGING ME”

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27. She is DEF at a greater risk for “stupidity”

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28. Maybe just let the maid sleep in the bed with your wife and you take the floor??

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29. 50 cal per serving

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30. Start rubbing

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31. Sounds like you got the situation under control!

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I’d like to think that all these people were full of shit. That’s what I hope, at least.