24 LOL-Inducing Tweets That Perfectly Encapsulate All #TheLiesWeTellKids

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If you take a nap now, we'll go to the park when you wake up #TheLiesWeTellKids

— 𝓝𝓲𝓷𝓳𝓪 (@ninjapanda106) July 21, 2015

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https://twitter.com/MaxwellMassad/status/623484423477035008

3.

https://twitter.com/wavemywand/status/623477955692503040

4.

#TheLiesWeTellKids "I don't have any games on my phone."

— This Was 90s (@thiswas90s) July 21, 2015

5.

You must wait an hour after eating to go swimming, or you'll get a cramp and drown. #TheLiesWeTellKids

— ∂ebraℓee (@darksidedeb) July 21, 2015

6.

https://twitter.com/AJBulldis/status/623471952905273345

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https://twitter.com/Nievelizabeth/status/623471536545079297

8.

We can't watch Frozen right now because Elsa is sleeping #TheLiesWeTellKids

— Darin King (@DarinKingIsMe) July 21, 2015

9.

It's not your fault.#TheLiesWeTellKids

— Jeff Dwoskin Has A Podcast (@bigmacher) July 21, 2015

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#TheLiesWeTellKids put your tooth under the pillow, & the tooth fairy will come… Unless the toothfairy gets drunk that night and forgets.

— Dub (@DubOnDaBeatz) July 21, 2015

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It's my back massager #TheLiesWeTellKids pic.twitter.com/HJfS8ujQN8

— DianaS (@Ddeedah) July 21, 2015

12.

It's raining because God is crying…and He's crying because you didn't clean your room. #TheLiesWeTellKids

— Charley Kaye (@Ckandrew14) July 21, 2015

13.

https://twitter.com/whoawhut/status/623447340020551680

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It's a marshmallow farm #TheLiesWeTellKids pic.twitter.com/R4V35TfU8G

— Dirt Road Devil 😈 (@TruckerS63) July 21, 2015

15.

I can totally tell what this is but I'll let you tell me #TheLiesWeTellKids pic.twitter.com/6Ja29a49k6

— Little Spoon (@LittleSpoon1224) July 21, 2015

16.

If you Swallow Watermelon seeds they will grow in your stomach! #TheLiesWeTellKids

— fishdaddycupcake (@fishdaddy37) July 21, 2015

17.

#TheLiesWeTellKids
Yeah, I'd love to see what you've built on Minecraft.
It looks in no way similar to the last pile of 80s pixels you did

— FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF (@sofarrsogud) July 21, 2015

18.

#TheLiesWeTellKids OK,,you go and hide,,,I'll come and look for you…! pic.twitter.com/cGJ4XicNs6

— David Jones. The. (@jonesthebuilder) July 21, 2015

19.

https://twitter.com/BellDavidC/status/623437662548946944

20.

https://twitter.com/sissyknits/status/623434730785144832

21.

#TheLiesWeTellKids
The van only plays the music when he's run out of ice cream.

— Steven (@steve_d24) July 21, 2015

22.

https://twitter.com/sissyknits/status/623433022864539648

23.

If you eat an apple core, you'll grow a tree in your tummy. #TheLiesWeTellKids pic.twitter.com/gcgl8xWMnx

— Harriet Allner 💸📚✨ (@TheScribbleBug) July 21, 2015

24.

https://twitter.com/KristalYalitza/status/623491865946550272

Somehow I always believed my mom when she said that even though it was full of people, the amusement park was closed…