Man’s Wacky “Blockhead” Hairdo Fails To Make Him A Chick Magnet

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Wu Lei is a lonely and stylistically disabled 54-year-old Taiwanese man who decided that the only way to impress a 23-year-old woman who’d caught his eye was to take two tubs of gel and sculpt his hair roughly into the shape of a car battery standing on end. He wound up looking like a sullen Asian version of Herman Munster or Kid from Kid ’n Play.

And he still didn’t get the girl. “My friends call him Blockhead…he should act his age,” said the target of his affection to a reporter.

Mr. Lei claims to be baffled, citing the fact that he makes $2,400 a month and has given himself a hairdo designed to induce intense arousal in young women. “I adopted this hairstyle because I wanted to look like a guy in his 20s or 30s to attract the girl who rejected me,” he sulks. “Or in fact any girl.”

Lady readers of Thought Catalog, it’s up to you—is there anyone out there willing to take this guy home and let him rub his hairdo all over your body?