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June 9, 2017

35 Would You Rathers That Will Tell You How Naughty Your Forever Person Secretly Is

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1. Would you rather fuck someone with nipple piercings or clit piercings?

2. Would you rather date a girl with butt implants or fake boobs?

3. Would you rather have sex after taking shots or smoking weed?

4. Would you rather receive only oral for the rest of your life or only give anal for the rest of your life?

5. Would you rather lose the ability to have sex with other people or lose the ability to masturbate?

6. Would you rather lose your erection in the middle of sex or start crying at the end of sex?

7. Would you rather send the wrong person an explicit sext or send them a dick pic?

8. Would you rather work at a strip club or work as a prostitute?

9. Would you rather have missionary sex for the rest of your life or always do it while standing?

10. Would you rather be caught having sex in public by your parents or by a police officer?

11. Would you rather foreplay for a full hour every time you had sex or never foreplay again?

12. Would you rather make an unattractive face when you orgasm or make weird noises?

13. Would you rather get a call from someone you slept with saying she has an STD or that she’s pregnant?

14. Would you rather have a threesome with a set of twins or two celebrities?

15. Would you rather fuck someone with a foot fetish or a diaper fetish?

16. Would you rather have a small penis and stronger orgasms or a big penis and less intense orgasms?

17. Would your rather have rough sex that always caused you injuries or boring, bland sex that you always fell asleep during?

18. Would you rather send your nudes to everyone in your contacts or upload your sex tape to the internet?

19. Would you rather date someone who refused to give oral or someone who refused to get on top during sex?

20. Would you rather have someone accidentally bite down on your dick or your balls?

21. Would you rather go three years without sex or only sleep with people you hated?

22. Would you rather have sex without kissing your partner or without using your hands at all?

23. Would you rather sleep with a virgin or someone with over 50 sex partners?

24. Would you rather keep your shirt on during sex or your shoes?

25. Would you rather write an erotic novel or direct a porno?

26. Would you rather date a furry or a dominatrix?

27. Would you rather have sex with one or your parent’s friends or one of your friend’s exes?

28. Would you rather walk around with a hickey or with lipstick marks on your neck?

29. Would you rather sleep with a girl who refused to let you touch her boobs or her butt?

30. Would you rather go down on someone who tastes bad or someone who smells bad?

31. Would you rather stop getting handjobs or stop getting blowjobs?

32. Would you rather date a nudist or an exotic dancer?

33. Would you rather have sex with someone who was so loud that they woke the neighbors or someone who was strangely silent?

34. Would you rather let your best friend scroll through your browser history or let them watch you have sex?

35. Would you rather wait until marriage to have sex or never find your soulmate? TC mark