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March 17, 2017

This Is What You’d Do With Your Boyfriend At Disney, Based On Your Zodiac Sign

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Aries: March 21st – April 19th

You would drag your boyfriend on the tallest, fastest rides. The ones that give you the most adrenaline. Tower of Terror. Rock ‘N’ Roll Roller Coaster. Splash Mountain. After all, you’re there for the excitement. So you can throw your hands in the air and feel alive.

Taurus: April 20th – May 20th

You love the outdoors, so you’d bring your boyfriend straight to Animal Kingdom to get a glance at the lions and elephants and giraffes. Kilimanjaro Safaris is your favorite ride, because it gives you a chance to relax, look at all the wildlife, and learn more about the world you live in.

Gemini: May 21st – June 20th

You’re super social, so you’re going to spend most of your time talking to strangers from around the world. Whenever you stand on another line, you’ll end up making new friends. And, of course, you’ll take plenty of selfies. You need that kissing picture in front of Cinderella’s castle.

Cancer: June 21st – July 22nd

Even though you’re an adult now, you still like the little kid rides, because they remind you of when you were younger. It’s A Small World. Peter Pan’s Flight. Dumbo The Flying Elephant. Those rides might seem boring to your boyfriend, but you think they’re absolutely adorable.

Leo: July 23rd – August 22nd

You want to get dressed up. You’re going to buy your boyfriend Mickey Mouse ears and you’re going to wear Minnie Mouse ears. You might even splurge on a Disney princess dress — or at least a sweater with your favorite characters on it. You want all the merch you can afford.

Virgo: August 23rd – September 22nd

You’re going to spend most of your time in the shops buying things for your friends, for your family, and for yourselves. That spatula with Mickey’s glove on the end of it? Your boyfriend’s mother would love it! That bowl with Pluto on the side? Your dog needs it. Your suitcases are going to end up packed with random crap.

Libra: September 23rd – October 22nd

You’re a kid at heart, which is why you’re going to drag your boyfriend over to your favorite characters and take pictures with them — maybe even get their autographs. You’re also going to buy a lanyard with some pins that you can trade throughout the day.

Scorpio: October 23rd – November 21st

You love a little friendly competition. That’s why your favorite rides are Buzz Lightyear’s Space Ranger Spin and Toy Story Mania. You want to destroy your boyfriend. Beat him at every game that you try.

Sagittarius: November 22nd – December 21st

As much as you love running around the parks until your feet are sore, you secretly just want to relax with your boyfriend. You want to have sex in the hotel room and then lounge in the hot tub. You’re excited for a little alone time, away from the stress of the ‘real world.’

Capricorn: December 22nd – January 19th

You want to visit Epcot so you can travel around the globe. You want to learn more about different cultures and feel like your trip actually taught you something. And it wouldn’t hurt to get drunk, either.

Aquarius: January 20th – February 18th

Rides are fun and all, but your favorite part of Disney is the shows. You want to rest your head on your boyfriend’s shoulder while you watch Lights, Motors, Action and Indiana Jones Epic Stunt Spectacular. You love how creative those shows are. You wish you could be a part of them.

Pisces: February 19th – March 20th

You’re there for the food. You want to try those huge turkey legs everyone keeps talking about and take pictures of your waffles in the shape of Mickey. You want to treat your stomach to something special. TC mark