Thought Catalog
February 22, 2017

This Is The Creepiest Thing About You, Based On Your Zodiac Sign

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Jessica Montgomery
Jessica Montgomery

Aries: March 21st – April 19th

You’re always thinking about death. On your way to class, you wonder what would happen if you stepped in front of a moving car and while you’re driving, you wonder what would happen if you jolted your wheel to the right. You’re fixated on death.

Taurus: April 20th – May 20th

You’re a stalker. You could spend hours looking through Instagram and Facebook pages. And if your crush (or ex) is in a picture with someone pretty, you’ll find that person’s page and look through all of their stuff. You might even ‘accidentally’ run into them at their job or favorite coffee shop.

Gemini: May 21st – June 20th

You’re a skilled liar. You can come up with stories out of the blue and force people to believe them. Sometimes, you lie just for the fun of it. Just to see if you can get away with it. And you always do.

Cancer: June 21st – July 22nd

You get obsessive. When you date someone, they become your everything. You’re the type of person that would hack up your partner for cheating on you — and wouldn’t feel a drop of guilt after the fact.

Leo: July 23rd – August 22nd

Sometimes, you picture your own funeral. You imagine who would show up first. Who would cry the loudest. Who would be the most torn apart by your death. It’s a sick fantasy that makes you feel important.

Virgo: August 23rd – September 22nd

You’re an innocent little angel during the day, but when it’s nighttime and you’re fantasizing about sex, some pretty bizarre things cross your mind. Things you wish you weren’t turned on by.

Libra: September 23rd – October 22nd

Your Youtube history, Wiki history, and Netflix history is creepy AF. You’ve watched some pretty disturbing shit. If the government every gets ahold of your computer, they’d easily mistake you for a serial killer.

Scorpio: October 23rd – November 21st

Toxic thoughts pop into your head at random. When you’re holding a baby animal, you think of how easily you could crush it. When you’re walking by a pretty lady, you think of how quickly you could push her into the middle of the street. You would never actually do those things. But you think about them all the time.

Sagittarius: November 22nd – December 21st

You could look someone in the eyes and tell them that their elderly grandmother died without shedding a single tear. Sometimes, you don’t feel emotions the way that you’re supposed to. Sometimes, you only feel numb.

Capricorn: December 22nd – January 19th

You plan out the deaths of your friends and family members. It’s not that you actually want to hurt them. It’s just a mental exercise. You try to figure out how you’d get away with each of their murders — just to see how smart you are.

Aquarius: January 20th – February 18th

More than once, you’ve thought about what you’d say during your mother or father or best friend’s funeral. They’re not sick or anything. But you like to be creative — and what’s more creative than writing an emotional eulogy?

Pisces: February 19th – March 20th

When you daydream, you think about terrifying things like what would happen if someone tried to shoot up your office. In your fantasies, you picture yourself as the hero. The person that kills the bad guy and saves the day. TC mark 

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