Aries: March 21st – April 19th

You don’t realize it, but one of your long-distance Facebook friends or Snapchat followers is obsessed with you. You barely ever talk to them (and maybe you’ve never even met IRL), but they’ve seen all of the pictures you’ve posted and are dying to get to know you. From what they’ve seen, you’re fun, funny, and hot as hell.

Taurus: April 20th – May 20th

One of your close friends has a crush on you. Think about it: They love you, trust you, and tell you everything. Since you’re such a good friend, they think that you’d make an even better life partner. They want to date you, but they’re worried about ruining the friendship.

Gemini: May 21st – June 20th

Either your bartender (or that cutie you always happen to run into at parties) is interested in you. After all, you’re a social butterfly. Even if you only had a short conversation with them one time, you got their attention. Whenever they go out on the town, they keep an eye out for you.

Cancer: June 21st – July 22nd

Your ex has a crush on you. Even though things didn’t work out between the two of you, you were the sweetest person they’ve ever met. They can’t help but miss you. That’s why, whenever they see you, they still get a little flustered.

Leo: July 23rd – August 22nd

Your neighbor has the hots for you. After all, you’re always stepping out of the house in the cutest outfits. More than once, they’ve happened to walk by their window and catch you outside, and they liked what they saw. A lot.

Virgo: August 23rd – September 22nd

Your teacher (the young one that could legally hook up with you) has had some inappropriate thoughts about you. Not only are you attractive, but you’re intelligent, too. You’re the whole package, which is why you stand out from all of their other students.

Libra: September 23rd – October 22nd

Someone you see all the time, but have barely noticed, has definitely noticed you. Maybe it’s the owner of the bookstore you visit or the cashier that always rings up your groceries. They don’t know much about you, but the mystery is intriguing.

Scorpio: October 23rd – November 21st

Someone that’s completely off-limits has a huge crush on you. It’s probably one of your friends that’s already in a relationship. They know that they shouldn’t be attracted to you, but they are. They can’t help themselves.

Sagittarius: November 22nd – December 21st

Remember the person you casually slept with? The one you assumed didn’t want a relationship with you? Well, they do. They’re just too nervous to tell you, because they think that you’re happy being single.

Capricorn: December 22nd – January 19th

Someone that you work with has a major crush on you, but you haven’t noticed, because you’re laser focused on your job. Even though you haven’t paid any attention to them, they see how dedicated you are, and they find it super attractive.

Aquarius: January 20th – February 18th

A fan of yours wishes that they could date you. Maybe it’s a stranger that reads your blog. Maybe it’s a friend that’s heard your band play. Or maybe it’s a classmate that’s seen your artwork. Either way, they think your talent is sexy.

Pisces: February 19th – March 20th

You love hanging out with your friends and you love eating–especially at that one restaurant. That’s why the hot waiter there feels like they know you. They’ve probably even thought about leaving their number on your check.