August 22, 2016

Which Horror Movie Monster You’d Be, Based On Your Zodiac Sign

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Aries: March 21st – April 19th

You’d be the badass Xenomorph from Alien. Why? Because you’re a natural predator. You’re fiery and impulsive, so if someone caught you when you were in a bad mood and decided to piss you off even more, you’d destroy them. Tear them apart. Eat them alive. Basically, you’d make them wish that they never even met you.

Taurus: April 20th – May 20th 

Congratulations, because you’re just like Jason Voorhees! You’re stubborn, so you don’t let go of grudges, even long after you should. That’s why you’d do whatever you had to do in order to get revenge on the people that hurt you (and your loved ones) in the past. They made a huge mistake by screwing you over.

Gemini: May 21st – June 20th

You’d be (Heath Ledger’s) Joker. After all, you’re a skilled performer. You’re capable of making yourself come across any way that you’d like. You can tell a sob story about how you got your scars and then you can turn around and stab someone in the face. You can switch from “misunderstood victim” to “complete asshole” in an instant.

Cancer: June 21st – July 22nd

You’d be one of the characters from the family in The Texas Chain Saw Massacre. After all, you’re all about the family life. If you’re going to go on a murdering spree, you might as well get the help of the people that you love the most. It’s easier than doing everything on your own.

Leo: July 23rd – August 22nd

You’re suave and charming. Charismatic and sexy. That’s why you’d be Dracula. You wouldn’t have a hard time convincing others to join you in your eternal life. They’d be happy to let you come close and suck their blood.

Virgo: August 23rd – September 22nd

You look super sweet and innocent, just like Norman Bates. You’re also afraid of change and like to dwell on the past, which is why you wouldn’t be able to let go of certain people, even after you killed them. And since you’re so intelligent and good with your hands, it shouldn’t take you too long to figure out taxidermy.

Libra: September 23rd – October 22nd

You’re an underdog. Most people wouldn’t expect you to be capable of squashing a spider, let alone murdering another human being. That’s why you’d be Chuckie. After all, you’re unassuming. You can trick others into believing that you’re completely innocent, when really, you’re the most dangerous person they’ve ever come across.

Scorpio: October 23rd – November 21st

You’re just like Frankenstein’s monster. You’re misunderstood. You have a good heart and don’t want anyone to get hurt, but nobody seems to realize that. Of course, if others are going to come at you first, then you don’t have a problem retaliating. You’ll do whatever you have to do to survive.

Sagittarius: November 22nd – December 21st

You’re a philosopher. A lover of justice. That’s why you’d be John Doe from Se7en. He’s obsessed with the seven deadly sins and makes strangers pay when they give in to them. Like him, you would seek out sinners, so you could feel like your murders actually made the world a better place.

Capricorn: December 22nd – January 19th

You’re Hannibal Lecter from The Silence Of The Lambs. You’re highly intelligent and have a sick, twisted mind. If you ever made the decision to kill, then you’d be able to slice apart a human being in hundreds of different ways. You’d get away with it, too.

Aquarius: January 20th – February 18th

You’re as creative as they come. You wouldn’t just grab a gun and shoot someone in the head. That’s too boring. It wouldn’t make a good enough story. Someone like you would think outside of the box. That’s why you’d be Freddy Krueger, slipping into other people’s dreams and murdering them from the inside.

Pisces: February 19th – March 20th

You’re super close with your best friend, which is why you wouldn’t do anything without them–even commit murder. That’s why you’d be Ghostface from Scream. You and your best buddy would help each other out. You’d have each other’s backs. You’d risk going to jail for each other. That’s what friendship is all about. TC mark

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