Holden Desalles

Holden Desalles is a pen name for Brandon Gorrell.

23 Things You Should Know About Seattle

Take brunch on 15th, and after you’re sufficiently buzzed, walk to 16th, take a left, and enjoy the mansions. It’s like Kevin Mcallister land over there, so it’s just nice to see.

8 Reasons I’m Going To Flake Out On You

No one likes a flake — and no one wants to try and hang out with one, because that usually results in hanging out alone. But I’m a flake, at my core. A closet flake.

20 Ways To Scare Your Crush Away

Minimize eye contact. As a general rule, the ratio of eye contact with your crush to how much you’re crushing on your crush should be inverse. If you must acknowledge your crush, a sideways glance or indirect stare is advised.