24. I quit smoking one year ago because I was too lazy to get up and buy new ones one Weekend. Went better than expected though!
25. I pretend I don’t hear the alarm clock in the morning so that my husband gets up and shuts it off for me.
26. When I get home from work, I have a tendency to take my socks off while I’m sitting on the couch or at the dining room table. To pick them up off the floor, I don’t bend over. I use my toes like fingers to grip the socks and then kick upward and catch the socks so I don’t have to bend over.
27. I’m slouched in the most impossibly uncomfortable position in my office chair, head cocked severely to the right, because the sun is hitting me full-on in the eyes and I can’t be arsed to stand up and lean forward to close the blinds.
My desk is flush to the wall with the window right in front of me. I can almost reach the string sitting down. But I can’t. So fuck it.
