16. I stuck an empty poster tube to the wall diagonally next to my bed so I could put trash in it and it would roll down into the bin which was about a metre and half away. I thought it was kind of smart but so lazy.
17. Just hold shits in for hours instead of going to the toilet because it’s over there.
18. When my wife is out of town, I only eat canned food, directly out of the can, over the kitchen sink. No cooking, no dishes. It’s absolutely disgusting, but I’m just too lazy to make a meal for just me.
19. I am too lazy to scratch my own back. So I put my toddlers toy on my head and she will then climb all over my back to try and reach it. Back scratched, toy awarded.
