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September 8, 2014

22 People Reveal Their Most George Constanza-esque Reason For Their Breakup

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1. The 30 Day Zone

It was 4 days before my birthday and she said she was going to get me a gift. I knew I couldn’t break up with her for at least 30 days after accepting her gift and I wasn’t willing to make a 34 day commitment to the relationship.

shakeyjake

2. The pie was they key

The most George Costanza-esque reason I DIDN’T break up with someone was that her father worked in a pie factory and shipped me a delicious key lime pie packed in dry ice every month.

chewyrunt

3. Sometimes, you just can’t

One day I realized she looked like Paul Dano and I couldn’t unsee it. That was it.

and_eazy