29 People Reveal Their “Neighbors From Hell” Stories That Will Make You Sick

3. Children from HELL

I guess not “from hell,” but still. The neighbors fucking kids man. It starts every spring. They only have one speech volume, which is scream. It sounds like children are being murdered on a daily basis. They jump all over my porch swing even though I have repeatedly asked the parents to tell them not to. They run up and down the stairs of my porch constantly. I am just waiting for one to get seriously hurt and then it’s my fault. I have a narrow driveway and last summer the one got his bike wedged between my house and my cars’ passenger door, scratched the shit out of it. Basically they just run wild and the parents either don’t care, or are too drunk to notice at times. I don’t know when I turned into a crotchety old man at 30 but damn those kids.

4. Kids again. If you reinforce bad behavior (or don’t do anything about it), they’ll grow up to be little shits6

Our previous neighbours were sorta annoying, rev heads and what not, played lame music every so often but they could control their voices and were generally inside, they also had two dogs that rarely barked. When they moved out I rejoiced, but the rejoice turned to chagrin. Fuck me. Three kids, under 12, all assholes, scream non-stop “MUM MUM MUUUUUUUUM” all fucking day. They bought a new puppy, refuse to train it: Squeals morning and night, barks intermittently throughout the day (I work from home) for 15-20mins at a time…fuck me.

Now to put this into context, on the OTHER side of me is a kindergarten. Those fuckers scream all day long, but they are nothing compared to my new neighbours. I’m used to the kindergarten, I’m cool with insane screaming all day from those kids, but these new ones. Fuck. OH and they randomly come into the property??? Like sometimes I’m having a shower and some fucking kid goes past at nuts level looking for a ball or something. Knock on the front door you little shit, this is not your playground.

Long story short. I need to move.

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