32 Employees Expose Their Employers’ Secrets And They Will Disgust You

17. They fucking knew it???

Last year I worked in rural India for BP on a natural gas project.

They proceeded drilling, while knowing they had a broken BOP (blowout preventer).

Nothing bad happened on our project, but a year later the Gulf spill was due to BP proceeding with a broken BOP.

You guys have NO idea how much waste and corner-cutting occurs in the Oil and Gas industry.

18. Urgh…

JOB #1 : Grocery Store

  • I was a produce trimmer
  • Cut my hand, bled on the lettuce, was told to hose it off and sell it
  • Old rotten veggies get turned into coleslaw
  • The organic veggies that cost more are not actually organic

JOB #2 : Movie Theatre

  • I was a projectionist
  • Guy dipped his dick into a drink, gave it to a co-worker
  • Yes, I can see you getting head in the theatre
  • When the house lights are on you can see the crusty semen on the back row seats, they are never washed.

JOB #3 : Best Buy

  • That warranty covers nothing. If it breaks, we will blame it on ware and tear.
  • That credit card will put you in to debt
  • That “gold tip” monster cable that cost $80 costs us $2 (although this is in part due to Monsters “MAP” policy
  • Don’t buy the fucking warranty!

JOB #4 : Fast Lube type place
Some handy facts:

  • That was not actually synthetic oil
  • That washer fluid was water
  • Ya, we stripped the bolt, but you took it somewhere else so the warranty is void
  • That was not quaker state, that was a no name brand that gets pumped into the tanks
  • “Engine Flushes” do nothing, they are just low viscosity oil
  • “Stop Leak” bottles do nothing
  • “Fuel System Cleaner’ does nothing
  • You don’t need your transmission oil changed so soon, those are “Extreme Conditions” recommendations
  • You don’t need your oil changed every 3 months or 5000km, check your owners manual
  • That “$64.99” cabin air filter cost us $7
  • Your air filter is not clogged, it just has a little dust
  • We don’t get commission, we get Bonuses
  • Also if you go to a fast lube 5 min before they close FUCK YOU. we have to serve you and now we are staying at work an extra 35 min unpaid (service and clean-up)

JOB #5 : Programmer
I love my job

I left out some summer jobs, but this is a short list of the shit I have seen.

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