17. the_blue_penguin
When my son was 3, we were hitting a golf ball outside.
He missed and said, “Shit”
“No, son, we don’t say that”
“But DAD I didn’t say fuck, I said shit”
I cracked up…
18. DinosaurTheFrog
My nephew apparently told his teacher in kindergarten that his mommy and daddy would have friends over and pass around a cigarette to each other.
image – Flickr / Torben Bjørn Hansen
19. I_like_milk_and_cake
My little brother once went to nursery and told his teachers about how his dad acts at home. To demonstrate, he pretended to drink from a bottle, loudly said ”glug, glug, glug” then fell over backwards. My step-dad isn’t at all an alcoholic and hardly ever drinks at all, especially not at home.
20. Artlinxte
The funniest and slightly sad one that occurred was when I was teaching first grade. One of the little girls in my class (who was absolutely sweet and adorable) got picked up by her dad and his girlfriend. The two adults were doing some serious snogging outside (ass grabbing included) in full view of my class. I went up to them and asked them politely to knock it off. The daughter then says out loud, “But Miss A, at least they aren’t naked this time!”
21. [deleted]
When I was about 3 or 4 years old, my dad would take me to class with him. He was enrolled in a graduate program in psychology. I’d sit at or under the desks and color. One day, they were discussing spanking. My dad announced to the class, “I don’t spank my daughter.” From the back of the room, little me sing-songed, “OH YES YOU DO!”
22. businator
Once in 5th grade at the YMCA after school program, a 1st grader (girl) came from the side of me and grabbed my junk as I was talking with a friend. Counselor witnessed this, told her she was wrong and asked why she did that. Little girl said, “That’s what my mommy does to my daddy before he goes to work.”
