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Hillary Humphreys

Wannabe Dorothy Parker from Oregon. Over-thinker and a craft beer drinker.

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I shouldn’t have answered the phone two weeks ago when you called me late at night. I was lying on the couch after a mediocre first date watching “Call The Midwife” in my pajamas when you asked if I wanted to hang out. Yes, of course I want to hang out.

Internet dating hasn’t much served its advertised purpose for me. There have been no lasting romantic relationships, no success stories for me.

Maybe I decided the only way to not have my heart broken again was to ignore the very things that make it beat. That withered thing sits in my chest and pulses only slightly when he tells me I look beautiful. I will it to stop.

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