If My Voicemail Greeting Had An MFA
Who be I? I am your humble narrator, the voicemail greeting, the conduit between you and my master
Who be I? I am your humble narrator, the voicemail greeting, the conduit between you and my master
I’m sure your intentions are good. It’s just that since we last talked back in September of last year — coincidentally when I’d also put my boat into storage for the winter — I haven’t heard from you.
Basically, what I’m trying to say
Without coming off as rude
I’d just really like to know beforehand
Will there be food?