EXCLUSIVE: Donald Trump’s Debate Notes

The first GOP debate was every bit the circus it promised to be. There were heated exchanges, passionate pleas to God, and even the occasional scare tactic — looking at you Huckabee. But the most entertaining part of the evening was Donald Trump.

He proceeded to piss everyone off, including the audience, yet somehow remained his usual self, calm, bombastic, a little cray. Only Donald Trump could get booed by the audience before he even spoke and still come off looking fine at the end.

Well, turns out Trump did more than just hurdle word bombs on his fellow candidates, he kept notes, and we have proof! What follows is exclusive to Thought Catalog.

The Donald is a doodler! He also might have a crush on Carly Fiorina, which is surprising considering how much of a crush he appears to have on himself. He also goes on to tally his impure thoughts, a reminder to crush Rand Paul, and that he has a really big dick. At the end he makes a note to “Call Bill.” Could that Bill be Bill Clinton? Is his entire campaign a ploy by Clinton’s campaign? Time will tell…