Somewhere along the road that is my career path, I became a Certified Professional Résumé Writer. Yes, that’s a real thing. I even have the certificate to prove it.
Also referred to as The Looker, this gym-goer spends most of his workout session entranced by other people’s workouts.
Finally, a place where hipsters, struggling artists, and French kids can share their bleak outlook on life without angering the Facebook community.