Lessons Learned From 10 Pop Songs

Nicki Minaj, “Did It On ‘Em” (Young Money) – Building bassline, hypnotic cowbell beat, almost irritating synth lines, and samples of a cocky man yelling about his wealth back up lyrics about what to do with a dick. Minaj is the baddest bitch in the game, and she’s not one for keeping secrets. Lesson learned: Assert femininity; have balls.

Why I Choose To Be Fat

So I can ignore the disordered eating I grew up perpetuating. Passing out in hallways and crying over a Hershey’s kiss and 500 crunches over a few Cheez Its.