This Song Making Fun Of Instagram Is Perfect
Goddamn it, I have funny friends. I mean, I’m sure you do too but trust me, mine are funnier.
Sepia tone dog poop? Lo-fi brunch? Amaro toast? Toaster armadillos? I WANT EVERYTHING TO LOOK RETRO NOW PLEASE.
In one catchy tune, these funny hotties nail the ridiculousness of those with their heads in their iPhones, Instagramming instead of living. You won’t be able to get this adorable song out of your head. I recommend sending it to the person you know who won’t stop snapping photos of their avocado salad with a big ol’ “JUST STOP IT” subject line.
BONUS: In college, I made a parody music video with these girls that went somewhat viral because of the title. First person to find it wins.
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It’s not as if you’re going to feel it less, just because you’ve been there before.
I wish you a thousand more years of presence and popularity on Earth, and I hope you never have a Hostess style financial breakdown so that we may continue to enjoy you for generations to come.
Consistent highness does not pull you out of your humanness.
Suddenly, in the midst of the war, I was overcome by an incredible feeling of optimism.