This Song Making Fun Of Instagram Is Perfect
Goddamn it, I have funny friends. I mean, I’m sure you do too but trust me, mine are funnier.
Sepia tone dog poop? Lo-fi brunch? Amaro toast? Toaster armadillos? I WANT EVERYTHING TO LOOK RETRO NOW PLEASE.
In one catchy tune, these funny hotties nail the ridiculousness of those with their heads in their iPhones, Instagramming instead of living. You won’t be able to get this adorable song out of your head. I recommend sending it to the person you know who won’t stop snapping photos of their avocado salad with a big ol’ “JUST STOP IT” subject line.
BONUS: In college, I made a parody music video with these girls that went somewhat viral because of the title. First person to find it wins.
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Of all the breakups I’ve had, the saddest and hardest to get over is the one with my platonic girlfriends.
I will keep looking at them while you go through the checklist of things you need to bring. I will note how I am not on it and feel the cracks under my ribs escalate with every beating pulse.
We’ve come too far to give up who we are
So let’s raise the bar and our cups to the stars
I have never held hands that were equally my own and not, at the exact same time. It is this lack of understanding that makes me want to say thank you.