To The Man Clipping His Toenails In The Equinox Locker Room This Morning

I believe, sir, that I am in awe of you. Because despite the disapproving stares of your fellow man, despite the long-standing customs of civilization, despite the implicit rules of basic decency, you said, “Fuck it – I need a clip.” And so you clipped. That is a level of consummate DGAF-ery I have to respect.