Can make anything from scratch and will judge you for not being able to do the same.
Named after a virgin, but there ain’t nothing immaculate about this biatch.
Is a know it all, but only because she’s afraid to admit that she doesn’t know much about anything.
Nice, but can be really mean if she hates you.
Plays soccer better than any guy you know.
There’s two kinds. One is annoying AF, the other is the most selfless person you’ve ever met.
Only dates white boys.
Knows how to dance flamenco, but has never been to Spain.
Reminds you of a younger version of your Grandma.
Is a freaking genius.
Plays in a mariachi band with her dad, 7 cousins, 2 uncles, and a dude named Paco.
Has a PhD in Spanish and has read Don Quixote 27 times and counting.
Can seduce anyone. She’s kinda hot.
Says she’s half Portuguese, but is really just full Ecuadorian.
Is shy, but once she feels comfortable around you she’ll never, ever shut up. Beware.
Plays the guitar and uploads Shakira covers on youtube.
Was almost a nun.
Thinks reggeton is poetry.
Hates her name cause Americans never say it right.
Has a fake butt and swears no one can tell.