20 Times I’m Bound To Fall In Love With You

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1. You impress me beyond a bank account. 


2. You push me to be a better human being. 


3. You comfortably use the word “date,” instead of hang out, chill, or come over and watch Netflix
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4. You interrupt our date to take a call from your Mom
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5. You plant me sweet ones on the cheek
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6. You’re a mensch and you know what that means. 


7. You treat the people around you with kindness – taxi drivers, waiters, even lost tourists. 


8. You check-in
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9. You work out without grunting or taking mirror selfies
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10. You’re down to sprawl across my bed and trade off sections of the New York Times
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11. You walk me home, even when it’s out of your way
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12. You always wait for me
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13. You know more about rap than me
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14. You also get kind of hood when you’ve been drinking too much
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15. You have me walk on the inside of the sidewalk
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16. You make it clear that you “get” life
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17. You or your roommate has a puppy and/or kitten
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18. Your bedroom resembles an old bookstore
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19. You’re not racist or homophobic
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20. You never forget to suggest pizza on the way home, mostly so I don’t have to.