13 Things I Learned While Staying At A Jamaican Nudist Resort

The way that nudist resorts are portrayed is NOTHING like what you experience when you get there. I went in expecting my body to be judged like a beauty pageant contestant, watching people go at it like porn stars in every corner, and being stared at by guys who look like they would enjoy raping me.

None of that was true.

The Ups And Downs Of Being An Ugly Duckling

Concerts, college dorms, and bars were places to flirt and have inappropriate fun with myriads of other attractive young people. Even now, my girlfriends can spend hours and hours reminiscing about how amazeballs it was during that point of their lives…living it up like only hot, young people can. Then there was…very awkward me.