Jefferson Airplane: Don’t you want somebody to love?
Joy Division: But love, love will tear us apart, again.
Hole: Go on, take everything! Take everything! Take everything!
Gnarls Barkley: I think you’re crazy.
Feist: Tell me that you love me more.
Rage Against The Machine: Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me!
The Clash: Should I stay or should I go?
Pavement: If I could settle down, then I would settle down.
The Supremes: Stop! In the name of love…
The Everly Brothers: Love is just a lie, made to make you blue.
Soft Cell: Sometimes I feel I’ve got to run away, I’ve got to get away…
Foster The People: You better run, better run faster than my bullet.
New Order: I still find it so hard to say what I need to say.
LCD Soundsystem: I wish we could talk about it, but there, that’s the problem.
Beck: I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?
War: Why can’t we be friends?
Neil Young: Tell me why …
The Rolling Stones: I can’t get no satisfaction.
The Doors: This is the end, beautiful friend.
Pixies: But if you go I shall surely die!
Belle & Sebastian: Cause we’re seeing other people, at least that’s what we say we are doing. So how are you feeling?
Coldplay: No one ever said it would be this hard. Oh, take me back to the start.
Buzzcocks: Ever fallen in love, in love with someone you shouldn’t have fallen in love with?
Talking Heads: BURNING DOWN THE HOUSE!
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Answer phones better than anyone else has answered phones before. Relay messages so brilliant, they bring people to tears. Turn the coffee run into the choreography of Swan Lake. Become best friends with every intern and every underling and every taxi driver you encounter.
I remember taking the pen and notebook from that woman outside the courtroom, flipping to a clean page in the book, and writing, JESSICA IS SAD in big, bold, uncoordinated letters. “My sister is going to be a good writer someday! Look at how nice her lines are!”
To begin, I got totally screwed over in the dental genes department. I was born with a pretty severe overbite and a mouth that was too small.
If this doesn’t become the biggest video on the Internet, then I have no faith left in humanity.